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Forget polite decor. This clock is loud, unapologetic, and ready to flip the bird at convention. With bold orange-yellow contrast, squirming silhouettes that mock everyday restraint, and a banana in shades throwing its own party, it declares the truth we all wish were real: “If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories.”
Built from durable acrylic with silent quartz movement, it’s functional rebellion — a timepiece that refuses to blend in. Perfect for rule-breakers, sass-lovers, and anyone who believes humor is a weapon.
This isn’t just a clock. It’s a ticking attitude.
Details:
• Acrylic, square wall clock with high-quality print on durable backing
• Black clock hands, minimalist face (no numerals)
• Size: 10.75" x 10.75"
• Hanging hardware included
Care instructions: Clean with a soft, damp cloth as needed.
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